It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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