Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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