I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
