this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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