break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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