He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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