Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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