You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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