OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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