His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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