Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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