god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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