so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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