Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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