anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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