Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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