Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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