Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Randomize
