his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
