super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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