Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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