What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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