I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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