do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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