Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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