do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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