I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
