I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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