I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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