it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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