a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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