Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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