People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
