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(985): View more from Louisiana

Everytime we come here you have an ex here.

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(224): View more from Illinois

So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?

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(956): View more from Texas

If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?

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(301): View more from Maryland

I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.

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(801): View more from Utah

On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.

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(317): View more from Indiana

We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.

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