talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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