Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
where are my eyebrows?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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