You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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