your thong is hanging out like whoa
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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