He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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