We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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