The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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