Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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