what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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