Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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