How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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