i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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