the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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