The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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