FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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