that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It's just like the Real World with babies
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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