I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you win again, gameday.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She even gives head with a lisp.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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