Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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