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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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