Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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