Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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