i just google imaged poop.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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