3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
